The Scrapyard
Welcome to the Scrapyard
Balmung Empyreum Ward 10 Plot 22
Thursdays 6:30pm-10pm PST |
9:30-1:00am EST
An immersive 18+ roleplay venue
House Rules
Anyone found breaking the rules will be warned and, depending upon the gravity of the offense, will be asked to leave as well as be denied service and participation in all betting and events.
- Due to mature themes and options this is an 18+ rp establishment. All characters and roleplayers must be 18+- This is an immersive rp experience and staff and patrons alike are expected to be in character during business hours.- This establishment does not tolerate racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism or hate of any kind.- Harassment of staff and patrons is not tolerated.- Keep IC and OOC separate- IC violence is not permitted anywhere but in the designated fighting rings.- ERP is not permitted anywhere but in private rooms and only after purchase of ERP services.- Please do not enter private rooms without first purchasing a service.- Please do not spam skills or fireworks while in attendance.- Please dismiss minions if requested as they count toward maximum occupancy.
Fighting Rules
Anyone found breaking the rules will be warned and, depending upon the gravity of the offense, will be asked to leave as well as be denied service and participation in all betting and events.
If you fought the week previous (on any character/alt) we will give priority to others in line to fight. If there's an opening, staff will let you know.
- Each match will begin with an IC coin toss. The winner of the coin toss attacks first.- The first fighter to score the best three out of five hits on their opponent or the most hits in 40 minutes wins the match.- In the event of a draw the referee will call for a sudden death round and both fighters to roll. The winner of the roll will emote a finisher and become the winner of the match.- The attacker will write a post in /YELL and then both fighters will roll. If the attacker wins a roll, they score a hit and their defender can then emote their response and following attack in the same post. This repeats until three hits, 40 minutes have elapsed or a sudden death round.- Emotes should only be around one post in length in the interest of time.- If a fighter does not respond for 15 minutes they forfeit the match.- Only fighters and referees are allowed in the arena during business hours.- The referee’s word is final and a fighter failing to respect the referee’s calls will result in the forfeiture of the match.- Magic is currently allowed but weapons will be blunted. Aether effects are dampened to some level to avoid lethality and major damage.-The arena contains other safety features to help protect guests watching and fighters in the ring.
Private Service Rules
Anyone found breaking the rules will be warned and, depending upon the gravity of the offense, will be asked to leave as well as be denied service and participation in all betting and events.
- All characters and rpers must be 18+- All sales of private and escort services are final and refunds will not be given.- Consent is mandatory and if at any point during a private service a staff member becomes uncomfortable they can leave the service. No refunds will be given.- Lalafells are not permitted to receive either private dances or any erp services. Lalafells may still purchase rp services and private fights.- ERP is not permitted anywhere but in an assigned private room and only after gil payment has been received.- Only dancers with a green LFP tag may be purchased for ERP during business hours. Any staff member with a green LFP tag may be purchased for ERP in after hours.- All bookings and payments are made with our receptionist and any gil paid directly to the staff member you are booking is considered a tip.
Betting and Gambling
Headline Fights are the weekly advertised fights between two staff members and occur in the first fight block of the evening.Pick Up Fights are fights that are decided the night of, and may be staff v staff, staff v patron or patron v patron.
In order for the house to support betting operations, a 20% cut is taken from the betting pool, however, all winning bets will turn a profit, and in the event that the pool is not large enough to pay winners a profit the house will forfeit it’s cut and also include a 5k participation prize to the returned bet. (30k bets will be returned as 35k, etc)
- For a Headline Fight bets are 50k per bet
- For a Pick Up Fight bets are 30k per bet
- A minimum of 4 betters is required for betting to be open
- Betting will open 30 minutes before a Headline Fight and 20 minutes before a Pick Up Fight
- Our staff will announce when the betting window has opened and closed. Once staff has announced that the betting window has closed, all bets are final and there are no refunds.
- Winnings can be collected whenever the betting windows are closed (during fights) or in the closing 20 minutes of business hours.
- If you do not collect your winnings within 30 minutes of business hours close, your winnings are forfeit.
- Bookie announcements will be in /SHOUT format, so please have shout visible.
Private Services
Business Hours
Fights:
If you would like to fight in the main ring during business hours you must speak to our receptionist and share all relevant info ASAP. Please refer to our schedule to know when matches start and end.
Hosts & Escorts:
Dates are a special SFW rp with your chosen escort where you go on a date on the Scrapyard premises. Enjoy the bar or watch a fight together. Dates remain on the main floors and do not go inside private rooms or outside.- 80k for a 1 hour dateRp sessions are considered rp that is SFW and has minimal physical contact and few if any sexual undertones.Escort sessions are considered rp in which sex acts are performed and is NSFW.- 100k for 1 hour rp session
- 150k for 1 hour of an escort session
Private Rooms:
Is the main floor a little too loud for you and your friends, and private time with staff a little too private? Then rent one of our lounges, rooms designed for fighting or for spending some time alone. If you'd like service while in the room, you can also invite a staff member to come in and serve drinks and keep you company. Curious? Take a look at our rooms!
- 50k to rent just the room for you and your friends for the entire night
- 80k to go into the room with you and your friends with one staff member to chat, serve drinks and hang out with for 1 hour
- 100k to go into the room with you and your friends with one staff member to fight for 1 hour
Private Rooms
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Private Services
After Hours
Rp sessions are considered rp that is SFW and has minimal physical contact and few if any sexual undertones.Escort sessions are considered rp in which sex acts are performed and is NSFW.
- 150k for 1 hour of rp / private fight
- 250k for 1 hour of an escort session / private fight with escort services
- 120k to rent the ring for an after hours fight
Bar Menu
All food and drink cost 3k gil. Any gil paid in excess of drinks ordered is considered a tip.
Looking for a Challenge? Test your might against the infamous Odin Juice!
Food
Massively Invigorating Life-Boosting Fast (MILF) Burger The Scrapyard's signature burger, always ready on the grill! There's enough food here to bounce even the most defeated fighter back on their feet. In the mood for spicy? Order the DILF (Dangerously Invigorating Life-Boosting Fast) Burger! (Black bean patties available on request.)
Mixed Drinks
The Princess A dangerous drink in an adorable disguise. Taro milk tea gives a vibrant purple color, mixed with mezcal and served with tapioca balls. Sweet and easy to drink.
Dirt Nap For those who want to kick back and relax, or maybe wind down after a long tousling! A cup of chamomile tea with a double shot of bourbon, served with a complimentary honey stick for those who want their nap a little sweeter!
Storm on the Sea Boozey enough for a sailor and full of flavor! A twist on a classic cocktail, this drink starts with a vodka, lemonade, curacao, and grenadine with tropical juices for a bright punch. Finished off with crackling pop rocks for a unique buzz! Note: Served in a towering fish bowl glass. Prepare.
Comet's Counterattack Made by mixing the energy replenishing drink Red Comet with cinnamon spiced whiskey or vodka. Hits like a choco meteor.
Mitsosa A little tart, a lot of spice! This flute filled with apple cider and champagne is brimmed with cinnamon and sugar, and served with a slice of green apple.
Jarate Fancy yourself a trip to the infamous 'piss fountain'? Do we have a drink for you! A glass jar of chilled lemonade and coconut water spiked with vodka and infused with a little something to keep your aether pumping!
From the Bottle
Rhalgrmeister An herbal liqueur straight out of Ala Mhigo. The most potent stuff in the house. By Rhalgr's Beard this'll put some hair on your chest!
Slutty Whiskey You're very cool and don't need anything added to your bourbon. Comes in a glass adorned with a pierced lip in honor of a good drunk night's mistake.
Non-Alcoholic
Cherry Cloak A dark soda float made with two scoops of vanilla bean ice cream, sweet pitch black carbonated soda, and drizzled with dark cherry syrup. Virgin, but feel free to request a shot of bourbon if you want your sweetie with more of a bite.
7-Elezen A slushie-style drink made in an elemental array of flavors including: blue raspberry, limeaid, rolanberry, candied cherry, green apple, banana cream, and levin orange. The name might have been a miscommunication that was never corrected...
Red Comet A non-alcoholic carbonated energy replenishing drink crafted by the drinksmiths of the Scrapyard. Perfect for a pre-battle boost! Comes in a branded bottle.
Schedule
Thursdays, 6:30pm-10pm PST
| 6:30pm PST | 7:00pm PST | 7:40pm PST | 8:00pm PST |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30 minute betting window for Headline Fight | Headline Fight | Headline fight ends, betting window for first Pick Up Fight begins | Close of betting window, winning collections opens, First Pick Up Fight begins |
| 8:40pm PST | 9:00pm PST | 9:40pm PST | 10:00pm PST |
|---|---|---|---|
| First Pickup Fight ends, betting window for second Pick Up Fight begins, winning collections closes | Close of betting window for second Pick Up Fight, winning collections opens, second Pick Up Fight begins | Second Pickup Fight Ends, Winning Collections available. Private bookings revert to After Hours Prices. | Business hours ends |
Contact Us
Interested in joining our team? Even if we are not currently hiring we are always accepting applications. We will review old applications before posting out for new hires, so please fill one out if you are so inclined!
Stop by our Discord server for a fun community, chatter and news on events, fighters, updates and hiring notifications!
Meet Our Staff
The Fighters
Name Jaliqai
Age 20
Pronouns She/Her
Race Au Ra Xaela
Sexuality Demisexual
Private Rp Preferences Fights
ERP? No
Name Lewenhart Jaysong
Age 28
Pronouns He/Him
Race Hyur | Midlander
Sexuality Panromantic Asexual/Demisexual
Private Rp Preferences Fighting, Conversation, Chaotic Interactions, Making People Laugh, Free Food
ERP? Wa-huh?
Name Orpheus
Age Mid-twenties
Pronouns They/He
Race Wildwood Elezen
Sexuality Pansexual
Private Rp Preferences Fighting, drinks, or just casual chatting!
ERP? Not at this time!
Name: Tsumoi
Age: 104 (looks early 30s)
Pronouns: He/Him/They
Race: Vie'Ra [ Veena x Xaela]
Sexuality: Gay + Demisexual
Private Rp Preferences: Idle chatter, friendly spars, maaaaaybe a date? Just don't look the opo-opo in the eye...
ERP? . . . . . . ask again?
Name King
Age Approximately 2
Pronouns it/its he/him
Race Machine
Sexuality Irrelevant
Private Rp Preferences King is in it for the precious, precious data — can you provide something enriching?
ERP? Can you handle it? (Yes but it will be far from typical)
Name Yamane Naeuri
Age old
Pronouns she/her
Race Not A Raen
Sexuality Pansexual
Private Rp Preferences Fighting, eating, drinking, causing mischief, anything that takes a lot of fortitude and/or energy
ERP? Extremely willing IF you can impress her somehow first.
Name Jorumgunder Fireward
Age 34
Pronouns He/Him
Race Lost Clan Hrothgar
Sexuality Pansexual
Private Rp Preferences Anything truthfully! Sharing stories, drinking together, fighting (Especially fighting) and fuckin'
ERP? Yup! Preferences to those whose characters click with me!
Name: Timaere Oronir
Age: 27
Pronouns: He/Him
Race: Xaela
Sexuality: Pansexual
Private Rp Preferences: Fighting, challenges involving food or drinks, voidsent woes, showing off weapons collections, showing off his yurt
ERP?: Convince this hothead you're worth his time and he'll consider it.
The Announcers
Name M'leena
Age 26
Pronouns She/They
Race Miqo'te | Seeker of the Sun
Sexuality Panromantic Asexual
Private Rp Preferences Arson, drinking to excess, causing problems, big hard machines, Magitek & Allagan doohickeys.
ERP? NooOooOoOo.
Name Felix
Age 30-something
Pronouns He/Him
Race Midlander
Sexuality Gay but 200 gil is 200 gil
Private Rp Preferences Fighting you, if you're not a bore. Free drinks and food accepted.
ERP? You don't want this.
Name: Vadira Soltaire
Age: ???
Pronouns: He/They
Race: "Elezen"
Sexuality: Pansexual
Private Rp Preferences: Eating, drinking, discussions about magic, travel, and the meaning of life, putting on a magic show
ERP?: If you're willing to satisfy his curiosity
The Receptionists
Name Cassius
Age 103
Pronouns He/Him
Race Viera
Sexuality Bisexual
Private Rp Preferences Chats about anything, fights, playful flirting.
ERP? No, thank you. But he'll talk slightly dirty if that's your thing.
Name Ciceroix
Age Early 30s
Pronouns He/Him & They/Them
Race Elezen | Wildwood
Sexuality Pansexual
Private Rp Preferences Intimate sparring, sating carnal appetites (switch + vers), and talks of high-stake heists over a few drinks of your choosing. His ears are yours to tickle should you need someone to lend an ear.
ERP? “Yes, and I do enjoy rewarding the bold ones that make a request.”
Name Judasoix Gethsemane
Age 25
Pronouns He/Him
Race Ishgardian Elezen
Sexuality Homosexual
Private Rp Preferences Talking shop about spooky things, making connections, having a drink and sharing drugs
ERP? Yes.
Name Miraan Kaasikoh
Age Mid 26
Pronouns She/Her
Race Elezen | Duskwight
Sexuality Pansexual, Feminine Leaning
Private Rp Preferences Conversation, Healing, Advice, Chaos, Tormenting, Totally-not-crime-stuff, being cuddly and affectionate, a cheek smooch at the end if you're lucky.
ERP? Nope. She can be flirty though
The Hosts & Escorts
Name Cosmic Horror
Age 28
Pronouns She/Her
Race Highlander | Roegadyn
Sexuality Bisexual
Private Rp Preferences Drinking, dancing, chatting! Teach her about magic and show her your scars, she likes to hear stories.
ERP? Sure!
Name Louka
Age 22
Pronouns He/Him
Race Au Ra | Xaela
Sexuality Homosexual (May submit to Dom-females.)
Private Rp Preferences If it ain't rough, at least booze me up!
ERP? Hells yes!
Name Stix
Age Early 30s
Pronouns He/Him
Race Keeper of the Moon Miqo'te
Sexuality Bisexual
Private Rp Preferences Enjoys nightly fun, good company/conversation, dates, and sparring/fighting. Loves to dance, fuck, and spend time with others.
ERP? "Why yes love, I'll play with you. Now let's go have some fun already, mm?" :hearts: A dominant-leaning switch that enjoys sensual play, edging, rough play, sensory deprivation, affection, cuddling, pet play, bondage, and more. Just send him a whisper and he'll be happy to discuss. ♥
Name Ajirai Kaisuri
Age 41
Pronouns He/Him
Race Au Ra | Xaela
Sexuality Pansexual
Private Rp Preferences All types! Prefers talk of adventure, of the future, and of history
ERP? Well, since you asked so nicely.
Name Vhen
Age 20s
Pronouns He/Him
Race Ishgardian Duskwight
Sexuality Bisexual
Private Rp Preferences Open to friendly brawls, conversation, intimacy, or just someone to sit with you while you drink the night away!
ERP? Yes. He's happy to play whatever role is asked of him.
Name Cherry
Age 26
Pronouns She/Her
Race Au Ra | Raen
Sexuality Pansexual
Private Rp Preferences Quiet chatter over drinks, an ear to lend to listen, private massages, an exclusive and intimate show...anything to ease life's burdens and make the most of the night.
ERP? "I'd do anything to make your night magical...for the right price."
Name Asha
Age 21
Pronouns She/Her
Race Miqo'te Seeker
Sexuality Heterosexual
Private Rp Preferences Happy to chat about whatever, lend an ear to listen, and generally engage with customers.
ERP? No
Name Arlo Gestalt
Age 26
Pronouns She/Her
Race Keeper of the Moon Miqo'te
Sexuality Pansexual
Private Rp Preferences Booze, conversation, technology and mechanics, and good ol' fashioned sex. Maybe even a fight or two if you pique her interest.
ERP? For the right price? Absolutely. But be warned, if you're searching for someone delicate and submissive, you'd best look elsewhere.
Name Francis "Filthy Frankie"
Age Early 30s/Late 20s
Pronouns He/Him
Race Wildwood Elezen
Sexuality Anomalous but demonstrably heterosexual
Private Rp Preferences If you're reading this far you likely have already considered fucking the janitor.
ERP? Yeah, yeah you can fuck the janitor.
The Bartenders
Name Iwan
Age 20
Pronouns he/him
Race Garlean Hyur
Sexuality (shrug)
Private Rp Preferences Conversation, cuddles, casual. Fighting situational - ask.
ERP? Sure
Name M'lakhai Tia
Age 22
Pronouns He/Him
Race Seeker of the Sun Miqo'te
Sexuality Homosexual
Private Rp Preferences Chatting, Fanboying, Drinking (lightweight), Screaming at You Personally
ERP? Yes!
Name: Izayoi
Age: 67
Pronouns: He/Him
Race: Viera | Rava
Sexuality: Bisexual
Private RP Preferences: Casual chatter, fighting, drinking, and especially drinking!
ERP?: Nah.
Name Frysta Jökull
Age 73
Prounouns She/Her
Sexuality Pansexual
Private Rp Preferences need some motherly advice? Maybe just an ear to vent your frustrations too? Or maybe all you need is a good fight, either way she's got you covered.
ERP? A bottom leaning switch who's an insatiable rope bunny and loves to serve, can switch and offer gentle caring mommy-dom services as well, but only if you say please
Name: Aghrian Lutz
Age: 27
Pronouns: He/Him
Race: Garlean Hyur
Sexuality: Ace
Private RP Preferences: Fighting, chatting is alright too I suppose.. but mostly fighting.
ERP?: No thank you.
The Owners
& Founders
Name Tristan
Age 25-ish
Pronouns He/Him
Race Ishgardian Elezen
Sexuality Bisexual
Private Rp Preferences Very interested in testing skills/fighting, teaching, tutoring in all manner of subjects, discussing the running of the establishment, and sharing drinks.
ERP? Not at this time.
Name Celestial
Age 21
Pronouns She/Her
Race Au Ra Raen
Sexuality Heterosexual
Private Rp Preferences Chats
ERP? No
Name Dandy
Age ???
Pronouns He/Him
Race Hyur Midlander
Sexuality ???
Private Rp Preferences He knows about fighting, farming, and friends!
ERP? ???
Name Freyja
Age Oooold
Pronouns She/They
Race Rava Viera
Sexuality : )
Private Rp Preferences You must be this tall to speak to me.
ERP? No
Name Raleigh
Age ???
Pronouns He/Him
Race Hyur Midlander
Sexuality Gay
Private Rp Preferences We haven't seen him in ages. He's probably off on a bender somewhere. We love him.
ERP? If you can find him.
Scrapyard Lore
While it is now a reasonably successful joint, this establishment had humble beginnings. The Scrapyard began without a name, run illicitly out of what was the former headquarters of the vaguely incorporated free company known as Strays’ Fount.
While it’s members mostly used it for a place of housing and business, a period of time away left it open for a member, one notorious Raleigh Fox, to start up an illegal gambling, pit fighting, and brothel service all under one roof.
When the other members returned, they caught one of these evening sessions of debauchery and with their powers combined turned it into something one could almost mistake for a legal venture. Now the semi-humble abode in the cliffs of the Goblet is home to planned nights of gambling, cage matches, intimate services, booze, and many odd characters.
The on-paper owners of the establishment are Raleigh Fox, Dandy Mott, Celestial Tal'leuthil, Freyja, and Tristan. They hail from across the map and met each other causing trouble and keep each other on the mark as much as can be expected.
Dandy is your man along for the ride. He keeps the house in clean order, helps with the recipes, and mans the bar some nights. Just don’t ask him about the attic...Tristan handles the accounting and keeping things above board through a complicated mess of paperwork.
Celestial (Celes) is the creator of the ward that keeps the cage fights safe. She is the "Mom" of the group and often mans the front desk. Appears legal!Freyja, long-time friend in chaos of the crew, loves to test her strength and often simply lives on site.
Audrey had long supported the establishment--or mostly joined to keep scuffling and fighting with Raleigh after they both had been removed from other venues for doing the same together.
Akari often acts as MC for the cage matches and was hired for her chords of steel and love of dueling.
Batshakaan makes his residence on the Scrapyard yard in his yurt. He was invited to stay within long ago, but made himself home outside. Some nights he comes within for making friends and sparring.
On one fateful night after being invited to fight in the cage, Avalynn grabbed Freyja by the collar and informed her she was going to work behind the bar. To this day, she has not had a formal interview or signed an application, but no one has complained yet.
An early member of the team, Louka has been a regular, mischievous face in the crowd. Before one even realizes it, he’s won everyone over with a menagerie of charms. No one says anything bad of Louka, at least not anything he wouldn’t be proud of anyway.
A professional and friendly source of near-explosions, terrifying matches and mechanically-powered strength, the King Automaton unit brings great crowds and even cheer in his own way to the Scrapyard. A unit with many adoring fans.
Stern faced, but with a friendly warmth to him despite it, Nazai makes the Scrapyard bar a home. He cares deeply for the bar (Barbie) and is a good horn to guests who come from far and wide. The proverbial calm eye in the middle of the Scrapyard storm.
More curious characters join the Scrapyard every moon and some guests are famously caught in the act of daring to show up regularly. While it's a wild establishment, it's a welcoming one for those who are often out of place in the fancier and more expensive joints.
Things You Probably Didn't Know
On the way downstairs to the cage which there is a sign which reads "NO BRASS BLADES ALLOWED" that the staff are known to knock, tap or slap on their way down.
There is a couch in the house which used to be white and is now red because Raleigh almost bled out on it after upsetting Freyja and earning the ass kicking he got. Which one is it though...
There are sounds coming from the attic. We don't talk about that.
One of the bathtubs in the private rooms was once home to a thriving indoor ecosystem of sludge and stagnant water. No clue which one.
Scrapyard might be haunted by a demon and the wards now used in the cage were originally intended to keep out paranormal assholes.
Staff members refer to one of the private rooms as the cum room but no one can agree which.
High Rollers Night
Card Game
Here at the Scrapyard we love making people rich, so why not step upstairs and do just that with one of our card dealers? Grab a drink, enjoy the dancers on stage and put your faith in lady luck!
To play the card game please follow the below rules:1. Dealers are upstairs and can serve one person at a time. Please let staff know if all dealers are occupied and we will try to free one up for you ASAP.2. You will place a bet that is between 1k and 150k and guess a card from the Astrologian deck - The Balance, The Bole, The Ewer, The Arrow, The Spear or The Spire.3. The dealer will log your bet and then draw a card. If the SEAL matches your card (Sun for Balance and Bole, Crescent for Ewer and Arrow, Full Moon for Spear and Spire) you will receive your bet plus +50%. If your card is an EXACT MATCH you will receive your bet +110%.4. That is all there is to it! Once you have engaged a dealer you can continue playing the game for as long as you like.
Odin Juice
To play Astor's drinking game engage a bartender at the bar and ask for some ODIN JUICE and then they will hold your hand (or won't, probably not) as you try to challenge god. Once you have paid for your drink, roll /random in the chat and match the roll to the table below for the effect. The bartender will also let you know the effect as well.Odin Juice: 3,000 gil per.
Wild Juice Table
Golden Rule: These are NOT permanent changes to a character. The duration is for as long as the CUSTOMER wishes. It is by their volition that an effect lasts a short duration or the entire evening.
| Roll | Effect |
|---|---|
| 0-100 | You lose the ability to tell the truth. Everything you say will be the opposite of what your intention is. |
| 101-200 | Everything seems more saturated. You're now 200% more sensitive to every bit of stimuli from touch to a gust of air. Whether or not that's a good or bad thing is up to you. |
| 201-300 | You're blue, daba dee dabo die. Your tongue is dyed a deep blue. If you're a Raen, however, your tongue is now a bright green. Neon colors galore! |
| 301-400 | Good vibes and spirits have come to you, but only if you share the love with your nearest neighbor - or the bartender. You can't seem to stop talking and sharing details about yourself and your day. |
| 401-500 | The sweet taste of this brew demands you move that body. For a short duration, you'll want to dance until you can't dance no more. Hopefully the dancers will understand. |
| 501-600 | This drink draws forth latent energy within you. Aether is easier to weave, and you feel much, much more energized than when you entered the Scrapyard. |
| 601-700 | Welcome to the land of dreams. Except, you're awake. You see little faes and pixies playing around the business. You're sick of this cramped old bar counter. Time to play and cause mischief around Scrapyard! |
| 701-800 | You live dangerously. You act dangerously. You lose all sense of self-preservation. Live your life to it's fullest, at least until you're aware enough to regret it. |
| 801-900 | Unfortunately, or fortunately, no matter where you look, you're surrounded by drop dead gorgeous staff workers and patrons. You have a irresistible urge to compliment everyone around you. |
| 901+ | The nectar of the Twelve in a cup! You feel graced by the highest possible fortunes! Say, what's the bartender's holding? (Minion Prize) |
High Rollers Night
Nazai's Drinking Game
Nazai hopes you're good at climbing, because his drinking challenge requires you to keep your constitution to make it to the end. But you'll have fun getting there. Maybe. Or don't. You'll at least respect women by the time it's done.
To play Nazai's drinking game engage Nazai at the bar and ask to play his drinking game. Nazai will then provide you with the three below drinks in order and you have to beat their roll to reach the final drink and earn your prize. And if you don't make it, then perish. Or acquaint yourself with the floor. Just don't make a mess on his bar.
The Drinks
Respect Women Juice: 3,000gil - Roll 300+
Apple juice, spiced whiskey and maple syrup, this drink is Nazai's drink of choice if he drank. He drinks it in spirit and is happy to serve it, and will remind you that you should respect women because they are both terrifying and powerful, and if you disagree he'll feel pretty bad about what his terrifying and powerful girlfriend is about to do to your face.
Batshaken-Not-Stirred: 3,000gil - Roll - 600+
Fresh basil, gin, lemon juice, lime juice, simple syrup, and maybe a little bit of a questionable substance? Named after one of The Scrapyard's fighters, this drink is maybe a little bit sentient and very potent. But Nazai is sure that it's edible and you'll be fine and not void touched in the least bit. Probably.
Raleigh's You Know ;): 3,000gil - Roll - 900+
Sugar, bitters, rye whiskey and congnac with a lemon peel for garnish. It's not a weird color, you're a weird color. Nazai deeply regrets making this for you but Raleigh is the boss so he makes the rules. Just drink it fast and don't think too hard about it, and if you survive Nazai has a present for you. (Minion prize)
Free For All Rules
Welcome to the Free for All Battle! Please be mindful of your fellow guests by keeping these few items in mind.
Fights are to be contained to the basement level only. Cross the rope to the basement to join in when indoors. Give everyone some arm space when outdoors.
Please mind the usual Scrapyard rules, namely no maiming and killing in your matches. We're here to have fun and we are happy to patch you up after your scuffle!
If another character seems disinterested in fighting you or directly tells you they aren't fighting, let them be. They might be there to watch or root for a friend.
If a lot of fights are happening concurrently already, consider taking your /random rolls to party chat with your fight partner.
Tracking of any points and scoring is up to the fighters. (Scrapyard fights typically go until someone scores 3 hits or until 40~minutes.)
The upstairs level is a peaceful zone for anyone to drink and rest when this event is indoors. When outdoors, look out for the designated bar space and consider it the same.
Valentione's Specialty Menu
Drinks
Double Cherry Cloak A dark soda float made double the scoops of vanilla bean ice cream, sweet pitch black carbonated soda, and drizzled with dark cherry syrup. An alcohol free treat to share with your favorite vampire boyfriend. 2 straws + spoons included of course.
Snuggle Up Hot chocolate, but boozey and minty. Perfect thing to have while sliding up to a cutie and whispering those sweet everythings. Made with fresh hot chocolate, sweet cream liqueur, peppermint schnapps and heaped with whipped cream.
Tiny Little Lover Girl A frozen cocktail with the perfect mix of fruity, floral, and tartness. A rosy pink in color that might remind you of a sweetheart or two. Made with a guava puree, cachaça, fresh lime juice, and rose syrup. Topped with a single rose petal.
Honey's Home Good gin makes the foundation of this simple cocktail. But you know, sometimes simple is best. Doesn’t hurt to be closer with your comforts. Like a friends to lovers situation. Made with fine gin, freshly squeezed lemon juice, generous amounts of honey, and a lemon twist garnish.
Food & Sweets
Free Serve Valentione's Cake You see that huge cake across from the bar? Help yourself--no cost! Just enjoy!
Wonder Chocolate Surprise Chocolates in strange, eye-straining shapes–confusing from every angle, but hollow for they contain a mystery surprise! Enjoy delicious chocolate and the fun free filling inside! [Roll a /random 6 to see what your chocolate contains!]
Tea Time Finger Sandwiches Popular among the fancy folk of Ishgard. It’ll help slice through all the sweets you’ve eaten and keep you looking refined before your date. Offered with tomato, egg, or ham fillings.
Classic Garlean Pizza The Garleans on staff have quietly pooled together and insisted this is made “properly” and offered on the regular. A bit greasy, well cheesed, and what you need after your date ditches you.